Saturday, December 31, 2011

Whale of a time with Djibouti-ful Sharks

The tiny African country of Djibouti is hardly what you might call a hotbed of tourist activity. Frankly, Djibouti City leaves much to be desired. But there is one saving grace for the country. It is arguably the best place in the world to swim with Whale Sharks.
Whale Sharks are not whales. And they're hardly even sharks. An ancient species, originating some 60 million years ago, it is actually quite unique. So unique it is the only species in it's genus. It is a filter feeding shark which dines mainly on itty-bitty plankton. But all that science stuff is hardly the reason to seek them out. These bad boys are huge! Measuring up to 13 meters long (although there are claims of larger) and weighing 21 tonnes, this is the biggest fish in the world. It is a rare and unique opportunity to swim with these spotted giants. Although i had seen them before (in SE Asia), i had to take the chance to try to get a little closer.
Every year, between October and January, these gentle giants flock
to the Bay of Ghoubbet in Djibouti (clearly they haven't read the traveller reports on the country). There is no need to SCUBA, as with a bit of luck, you can snorkel with them. Dive companies, such as Dolphin Excursions, will take enthusiasts out for the day. It's an early-ish start, around 7:30 am. Launching from the colourful and busy Fishing Port, it's a roughly 2 hour slow boat ride out to the bay. The boats are comfortable enough, with free water (but coffee and such are available for a small fee). Once at the location, you leave the big boat for the smaller dingy and head off for what amounts to a hunting expedition without guns. As you scoot up and down the coast line, the captain keeps his eyes peeled for tail fins near the surface. Once spotted it's a full-on guerilla mission to suit up, jump in the water and chase down the poor creature.
Although Djibouti may be the best place to spot Whale Sharks, there are no guarantees. The captains spoke of days when they saw 10 or 12, others when they didn't find any. On my day, things were looking bad. The first attempt failed to find any. But the second attempt, after lunch, we spotted one who quickly descended to the depths. We gave up. On the way back to the big boat, we spotted another, more co-operative shark. I was able to swim along him for some time before he descended. As i surfaced to look for the boat, the captain pointed to another one nearby, but by the time i got there, it was little more than a shadow in the low visibility of the bay.
We sometimes need to be reminded how small we truly are. With a little bit of luck, the opportunity to swim along the graceful giants of the sea is definitely worth the $70 tour fee. It is a 'magical' experience making up for the necessity to stay in Djibouti.

Friday, December 30, 2011

Blow it out your Djibouti!

Ok. Maybe i'm a bit immature (or a lot... whatever!), but i can't help smile every time i say the word Djibouti. I have these tremendous flashes of the pomp and circumstance of a KC and the Sunshine band final chorus. However, from the very moment i entered the tiny African country of Djibouti, the laughter died. I did not wish to “shake” anything.Djibouti as we know it (although this may be the first time you've heard of the place) has a common recent past as many other colonial regions. The French came, screwed stuff up and kind of remain around when it benefits them. From 1897 to 1967, Djibouti (or then French Somaliland) was fully Frenched up, complete with baguettes, berets and cafes. But after a brief stint of being part of Somalia, Djibouti gained independence in 1977. But foreign presence has remained heavy. The French, the US and others use this as a “strategic” location. Plus there's the fact it's the largest port in the area. All element lending their worst (or so it seems) to local custom.The thing is... Djibouti sucks. Some will disagree and you have that right. But for me, Djibouti easily moves to the bottom 5 countries i have ever been to. First of all, it's expensive. I don't mind paying European prices for European quality in Europe, but why the HELL is Djibouti so expensive??? Just to get there will cost a small fortune. Visas can cost between $40-$80 depending how/where you get it. Flights are ridiculous costing $300 to any nearby hub to fly anywhere else. Then there's the hotels, $35 for a shoebox with a shared toilet, serious?? $200 for a day trip to see a stupid freakin' salt lake, are you insane??? $3 for a juice??? The country is WAY overpriced, and not at all value for money.On top of that, there is little to see of do in the city. True, the colonial architecture can be nice enough in places, but how long does it take to walk up and down 6 streets? The Grand Marche (main market) is more a transport hub than a market. It is of little interest other than to those who have nothing else to do.
But the thing that really gets me are the people. It's impossible to walk more than 5 metres without someone trying to sell you something or show you to his shop or beg for money or offer a tour or lure you into a questionable establishment or pull whatever scam of the day he choses, “Mister... Mister...” “Hey, buddy” “Are you from Germany?” GET OUT OF MY FACE!!!! It's the sort of place you do not want to leave your hotel room.

Maybe i'm being a little hard. It seems like a logical conclusion that a place where there's nothing to see, the people are horrible and everything costs an arm and a leg, would not be the sort of place i would enjoy. I don't want to use the word “hate”, but i really, really, really, really, really, really, really don't like Djibouti.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Talkin' bout a Revolution

Logic might dictate, that a normal person with R&R from their job in Iraq might seek out something a little on the tame, serene or pampering side. I've been called a many things in my time, but logical or normal are not leading exemplars to describe me. With a final destination being the Horn of Africa, i was forced to transit somewhere on route. Given the choices of boring Dubai where i'd need a visa to merely go to some overpriced mall to shop, or Cairo in the midst of a bloody revolution, my abnormal logic needed no time to make a decision.
I had been to Cairo before, honestly i'm not a huge fan. On top of the
chaotic streets belching equal amounts of exhaust and noise, the place is overrun by tourists and the incredibly aggressive touts that hover like African killer bees with PMS. Funny thing is, bloody revolutions tend to scare off the masses. I breezed through the Cairo airport, a building used to dealing with thousand of travellers at a time, not hundreds. After the inevitable heated arguement with the taxi driver to try to get a reasonable price into town, he becomes your new best friend. “Look Habibi, Mubarak house” my driver points out as we pass the ousted leader's home. “Mubarak bad?” i ask. “Very bad!!” comes the reply as he curses Mubarak in Arabic with what i can only assume is an armpit infestation of fleas from 1,000 camels. “Tahrir ok?” I ask about the square that has seen some of the most memorable images of the revolution. “No problem, Habibi”
In general, little remains of the mass encampments and 1,000,000
man marches which brought Tahrir Square into the spotlight of the world's media. Sure there are a couple tents still up and a few people whinging about the new military dictatorship, but things leading up to my visit had calmed considerably. But when a situation remains a tense pressure keg of pissed off youth with nothing else to do, it's ready to explode at anytime. And that's exactly what happened as i made my way to Tahrir. Things had progressed from rock throwing and name calling (with the occasional camel mounted beating) to full on warfare. Hardhats were the newest fashion as a group started attacking a number of buildings surrounding the square,
the main target (at least one easy enough to access) was the “Institute D'Egypte” Molotav cocktails rained on the building like sugar canes at a Santa Claus parade. The army responded by throwing massive stones chipped of the burning building down on the crowd below (hence the hardhats) But even among the chaos and destruction there was a nonchalant-ness about the crowd. Pretzel sellers worked the hungry crowd as families would pose for pictures with the anarchy as a backdrop. I felt “safe”. Locals would happily chat to me as none of their anger is aimed of foreigners. The whole scene became a little boring and i was ready to leave. But then it got interesting.
Perhaps there was some arbitrary line that was crossed. But even
as the Prime Minister was making a televised speech saying how they would not use violence, the word was given for the army to change from the defensive to the offensive. Craned water cannons pushed the crowd back far enough to make a little elbow room. Then the tear gas. Then the cane wielding soldiers. Goal number one was to fight fire with fire, literally. The few remaining tents, many merely impromptu field hospitals, were burned. The crowds half scattered, half fought back. The soldiers charged, beating anyone slow enough to be caught. I came to a truly bona fide and sudden realization. I really need to work on my over-the-shoulder while running for my life photography.I made it to my hotel, which i specifically chose for it's proximity to the square. Things in the square were secured, as i'm sure the fight moved on somewhere else. I went to Burger King (which i hadn't had in a million years) then headed back to the airport to catch my flight to Somalia via Ethiopia. But more on that later.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

I Don't Want a Freakin' Camel Ride!!!!!!

Alright, I all makes perfect sense. Several 5,000 year old geometric shapes in the middle of a desert are an undeniable tourism draw. A culture of trading will most certainly continue a trend of trying to get the best price for their wares. Sadly, uniformed buyers throughout the ages have paid whatever local merchants have asked, as they are clueless about local economic valuation. These are all logical. I totally understand how and why and who. But that does NOT mean i want a freaking camel ride around the pyramids!!!!!
I have been to Cairo a few times now. And from the second i stepped off the plane several years ago on my first visit, i serious disliked the place. How is it that airport officials will lie to you saying "It's impossible to get a taxi for 50 EP, you need to pay the 100 EP for the airport service"? Yet the moment you step outside, you can get 50 EP without even trying. From arrival at the airport to departure Cairo is a messy, noisy, dirty stay full of hassle and lies. Without question, some of the sites available are world class, but i question whether it's all worth it.
I have stood across the road from the Egyptian Museum, waiting a chance to brave the anarchy and chaos that are Cairo roads. "Hello, my brother. Where are you from?" comes the seemingly hospitable greetings of a random local. "Canada." I reply. "Oh really? My brother lives in Canada! What is your job?" he continues. "I am a teacher" i answer, not feeling the need to go into the specific details. "So am I!!! Where you go?" he segways, as we are clearly now soulmates. "I'm heading across the road to the museum" as i state the obvious. "Oh no! The museum is closed today. But i know a private papyrus museum around the corner. Come with me" How stupid does he think i am? I can clearly see tourists entering the building which is merely across the bloody road!!! And how does somebody so boldly and unethically lie so freely right to my face? But this is only a minor example of the crap you put up with in Cairo. I'm not even going to start on the disgusting sexually aggressive behaviour unsurpassed anywhere else in the world.
And then there's the pyramids. Although countless similar structures dot the
general area, pretty much everyone is heading to the Cairo suburb of Giza. Getting there is half the battle. Taxi drivers generally refuse to use a meter (thus giving a fair price), yet will somehow refuse to take you for a negotiated price that is anything less than double. Then, as you approach the Ancient World Wonder, there is an unavoidable stop at the driver's cousins camel stable. "No, my friend. The Pyramids are 15 kms away. It is impossible to walk there. You must pay many entrance fees equalling $50." First of all, i can see the Pyramids, they are 600 meters away. Second, the admission is 60 EP, not $50. Once actually on the grounds of the Pyramids it's impossible to make it more than 10 meters without the constant hassle of someone trying to sell you something. In the event you are foolish enough to agree for XX pounds for a camel ride for you and the wife, at the end of the ride the driver tells you it was British Pounds, not Egyptian pounds and it was the price per person. Liars and cheaters the lot of them.
Admittedly, it is completely unfair to judge an entire population on the actions of a few. On the contrary, i have some amazing Egyptian friends. And in the end, these guys are just trying to make a living. To be fair, if some idiot tourist is willing to pay $50 for a glass souvenir of the pyramids made in China, it's their own damn fault. Sadly, for the average tourist, this is the Egypt you are exposed to. If it wasn't for the fact i had an extended lay-over to some place MUCH better, i wouldn't have gone back to Cairo at all. And i will do everything in my power to ensure i never have to return again.